It was Tuesday already, and Frank still hadn't gotten over everything that had happened last week.

-- Oh, did you think he was wallowing in despair or something like that? No, no, no, no, no. What Frank still hadn't gotten over was how much fun it had been, secretly being a rebel and then finally helping to break everyone out of detention to help ( Read more... )

Notices had gone out to all and sundry, inviting both those who still lived on the island as well as those who'd moved away to come back for a dance at the Fandom Town community center, in celebration of the 43rd (give or take a day) anniversary of the original moon landing, as well as the wonderful summer they were having.

Once people arrived, they ( Read more... )

For whatever reason, today Frank arrived at work to discover the store filled with balloons ( Read more... )

Today Frank was on a mission. A mission to find the cheapest fruit punch and cake mix in the whole store in preparation for his and Britta's party. It was going to be awesome and exciting and Frank had been put in charge of finding food and plates and such, so he was determined not to let her down.

Of course, if Frank had had a basic comprehension ( Read more... )

Calculating a multiversal time difference was tricky when math had not been your strong suit in the first place. See, Kate had grabbed a portal right after work without even changing her clothes first (though she did have a summery dress tucked in her bag), because she'd come to the conclusion that that was the only way she'd even make it to the ( Read more... )

On his way to work, Frank had fully intended to use his shift today for organizing Aisle 4, which was kind of a mess. As soon as he got there, though, he discovered that there were peeled clementines all over the floor.

So... they took priority.

Frank sighed. "Sorry, Aisle 4," he said aloud, and he got to cleaning up.

Frank arrived at the store today only to discover that the entire place was freezing. Upon further investigation, he learned that this was actually a good thing, as there was an enormous pile of ice cream sandwiches somewhere in between office supplies and cosmetics.

And okay, so he had one or two himself... or three... but then he did the ( Read more... )

Frank considered himself a pretty responsible employee most of the time. He made sure things were tidy and organized, he was friendly and polite to all the customers, he never messed up the register except that one time and he was really really sorry about it, and above all, he was professional at all times.

So if anyone spotted him reading a comic ( Read more... )

It was turning out to be a fairly easy day at work. Between organizing a few displays and directing a few customers to the aisles they were looking for, Frank was feeling pretty productive by around midday.

Then some little kid knocked an entire display over, so so much for sitting around looking smug.

Ugh, cleaning.

So it was Frank's first day at work ever -- which meant, naturally, that he was going to spend the whole morning wandering around the store and getting his bearings. Because that was what he did ( Read more... )